Lateefay

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya, 
He did translation: 

1.Main aam admi nahi hon 
I?m not a mango man 

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain. 
Colda & hota r fruits 

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay 
English comes 2 me also 

4.do ro do chaar. 
give and give four. 

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay 
I belong 2 green pur thousanda
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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai 
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Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,
Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai. 
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Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha...
Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho???
Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai
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Man: Oye tera ek dant neela kida ho gaya?

Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai.

Man: Uh kyon? Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai
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Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..
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Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.
magar Bank walo ne car wapas lalya.

Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.
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Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai ....
Managr: wht can i do? ..
Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai
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1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai

2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin

sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai
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1 sardar ne jalti huwi building se 6 aadmi nikale loogoon ne phir bhi ussay mara kiun?
kiun k wo 6 log fire brigade wale they
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Judge: tm pe cycle chori krne ka ilzaam ssaabit nai hua,lehaaza tmhe baa-izzat bari kiya jata hy
Sardaar: ayda matlb mai cycle rkh lawan?
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Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se
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1st Sardar:
0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae?
2nd Sardar:
Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai K Admee So He Jae 
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Teacher: Story sunao

Sardar: 1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
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Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay

Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

Sardar Je:

MISS

?NARRA?:-) 
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You Are One Of The Most CUTE Persons In The World!!

Just A Second, Don''t Misunderstand.
CUTE Means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
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zindgi bay hal hai. sur hai na tall hai. messege box b kangal hai. kia aap ki sms factory main hartall hai. yar kuch to behjo ye mery mobile ki zindgi ka sawal hai......

.. . . . . Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai Husband:- Don?t worry jaldi aajaunga. Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai . . . . . Aik doctor apne dost se: ?yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon. Dost:?tumhara khyal to naik hy magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai.. . . . . . 1 kanjoos dosray say: Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai. Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha: 1000 ka note dun to kiya karega? Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga. Main nay kaha ja nahin deta . . . . . . . True bravery is to arrive home Fully drunk? A late night out? And mom waiting with a jhadu(broom) And u ask: ?Hey mom, abhi tak safai kar rahi ho.? . . . . . Sunny: Kal movie dekhi, usme na koi scene tha, na koi aawaz. Bunny: Naam kya tha film ka. Sunny: NO DISC . . . . . Mareez Docter se: men kia keron k meri umer lambi ho jay. Docter : tum shadi ker lo. Mareez: kia is say umer lambi ho jay gi. Docter: nahi shok khatem ho jay ga . . . . . Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha hai.... Husband : Smile nahi de raha jab maine tmhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi nikal gaye thii..... . . . .

Patient to doctor: aap ki nurse boohat achi hai uss ka hath lagtey hi mein theek hoogaya Doctor: says janta hoon thapper ki awaaz yahan taka ayi ha. . . . . Husbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua hy, wife: konsa? Husbnd: mjhe apne sare gunahoun ki saza dunia me he mil gaie.. . . . . . Sardar Or Pathan FARAZ K Ghar Gayee Or Kaha Hum Apk Bohat Shukr Guzar Hain FARAZ Ne Wajah Pochii To Sardar Or Pathan Ne Kaha Jabse Pakistaniyon Ne Apki Shayari Ki Waatt Lagana Shuru Ki Hai Jabse Hum Mehfooz Hain. . . . . . Zardari ka Farman, Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan, Mulk ko bana do Qabristan, Khatam karo musalman, Dollar hai apna Eman, Or Bush hai Abba jaan,